The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
I thought that, maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked
me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
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